Things I Don’t Understand And Definitely Am Not Going To Talk About

thingsidontunderstandand:

  • He wanted to discuss “the fundamental differences between people who load silverware into the dishwasher with the parts you put in your mouth facing up vs. facing down in the basket.”
  • The tines of forks, the sharp ends of knives, the spoons of spoons.
  • The spoons of spoons.